Just reported that theres only one pint of oil left in the world

trading on that news.


Hey, will this get yer fat ass out of the SUV and walking to the store?

 

Classic

 

I went to the store to buy some Absolut, saw a 120 lb chick in an Escalade, driving by herself, and rolled my window down and flipped her the bird.

 

DJ blaming 'fund influx'

shut them down NOW

 

That's mean! She probably does not know that oil = gasoline...

 

at this pace pretty soon absolut will be a cheaper than gas..prepare yourself for $5 a gallon on weekends

 

Screw that, I'll just ride one of my horses.

 

Just reported that theres only one pint of oil left in the world


~~~ The end is nigh! ~~~