Jokes

He sound like a real smart cookie even if Scotch is a drink brewed in Scotland by Scotsmen.

Maybe he's an alcoholic scotsman...

Natalie

Another thought - If he flew from US to Europe that would make him the Flying Scotsman

 

Well, Natalie,

I have NO idea what you are talking about
AND, you've got a couple of typos in your post

 

Maybe she has been in the scotch?
Typing while under the influence?

 

That's IT!!!

Thanks you Cathy, for clarifying this - she MUST have been drunk!

 

Miss Natalie:

FYI this is the JOKES thread and many a time I've ben pissed and stressed and then a doozy pops up on my screen and makes me crack up....let's not worry about typos or proper wording here....just keep 'em coming because this thread is awesome

 

Hic! It is an awsome thread isn't it

There are some real classics in here. Deffinitely the best thread on the board. Oh and Yannis - just joshing - peace friend

Natalie

p.s. Hate scotch!!!!!!!! I prefer campari :eek:

 

What's worse than waking up from a drunken night with an ugly woman?????????????

[Moderator: do NOT look at attached pic if you have just eaten]

 

And I thought the Yeti was just a myth?
Get thee to a hair removal technician!

 

OMG! The missing link...:eek:

Natalie

 

That's OK - anyway, nice to meet you, TM