ahahahaha!! ok ok ok I'll be a sport with max on this one IRAQI TV GUIDE SUNDAY: 6:00 - QVC: Kurd's Teeth Jewelry 8:00 - My 33 Sons 8:30 - Osama Knows Best 9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed 9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal 10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies 11:00 - Mecca Vice 12:00 - Mohammed In The Middle MONDAY: 6:00 - Crossing Jordan, River 7:00 - Fresh Prince Of Beirut 8:00 - Husseinfeld 8:30 - Mad About Everything 9:00 - Monday Night Stoning 11:00 - The .762 Club, Religion 12:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money TUESDAY: 6:00 - This Old Palace 8:00 - Wheel of Terror 8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right 9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things 9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 11:00 - All In The Fatwa 12:00 - Hussein's Heroes WEDNESDAY: 6:00 - Best Damn Torture Show Period 8:00 - Beat the Press 8:30 - When Kurds Attack 9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Goat 9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone 10:00 - Veilwatch, Wet Burka Night 11:00 - Murder She Wrote, Then We Killed Her 12:00 - The Man From U.N.S.C.O.M. THURSDAY: 6:00 - Jackass. Recipes 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi 8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H 9:30 - Married with 139 Children 10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News 11:00 - The Man Show with host; Saddam 12:00 - The Woman Show with host; Saddam FRIDAY: 6:00 - Touched By A Goat 8:00 - Judge Saddam 8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions 9:00 - Who Wants to Marry An Iraqi Dictator? 9:30 - Cave and Garden Television 10:00 - No-Witness News 11:00 - Family Feud, Anthrax Special 12:00 - Who's Execution Is It Anyway? SATURDAY: 6:00 - Little House On The Mobile Scud Launcher 8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban 8:30 - Young And The Restless And The Tortured 9:00 - Teletalibans 9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You? 10:00 - Allah McBeal 11:00 - George Stephanopolous 12:00 - The Peoples Court 12:05 - The Peoples Court Executions
ROFL! Literally had me in tears... A Classic! Almost missed this nuance: 12:00 - The Peoples Court 12:05 - The Peoples Court Executions
The most powerful word? Well, shit...Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, chicken shit. and horse shit You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shatter serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
Rumsfeld claims more support than in 1991 More countries would back an American-led war on Iraq than the 33-strong coalition in the 1991 Gulf war, even without a second UN resolution, Donald Rumsfeld claimed in an interview broadcast last night. http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,907733,00.html
Girlpower, Forgive me for asking, but whatever happened to that "girls... nice... cinammon and spice..." thing?
Well, Just giving you guys stuff to amuse you These are all phrases I learned from being around guys on a trading floor anyway... LOL Natalie (Wrote it with a girl friend too!!!!!!) :eek:
Iraqi T.V. Listings Sunday 7:30 -- My 33 Sons 8:00 -- Osama Knows Best 8:30 -- Let's Mecca Deal 9:00 -- I Dream of Mohammed 9:30 -- The Kabul Hillbillies Monday 7:00 -- Husseinfeld 7:30 -- Mad About Everything 8:00 -- Monday Night Stoning 8:30 -- Win Bin Laden's Money 9:00 -- Allah McBeal Tuesday 7:30 -- Wheel of Terror 8:00 -- The Price Is Right If Osama Says It's Right 8:30 -- Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things 9:00 -- Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers 9:30 -- Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer Wednesday 7:30 -- Beat The Press 8:00 -- When Kurds Attack 8:30 -- Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread 9:00 -- Just Shoot Everyone 9:30 -- Veilwatch Thursday 7:00 -- Fatima Loves Chachi 7:30 -- M*U*S*T*A*S*H 8:00 -- Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils 8:30 -- Married With 139 Children 9:00 -- Eye For An Eye Witness News Friday 7:00 -- Judge Saddam 7:30 -- Suddenly Sanctions 8:00 -- Who Wants To Marry A Terrorist Millionaire 8:30 -- Cave And Garden Television 9:00 -- No Witness Left Alive News Saturday 8:00 -- Spongebob Squareturban 8:30 -- Who's Koran Is It Anyway? 9:00 -- Teletalibans 9:30 -- Camel 54, Where Are You