Jokes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by dgabriel, Oct 14, 2002.

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  1. This may get sacked by the moderators first but it's worth a try:



    What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

    A pussy is that space between a woman's legs that we men all know and love.

    A cunt is what owns it.
     
    #121     Dec 13, 2002
  2. fairplay

    fairplay Guest

    Optional,

    only a filthy bastard like you can extract bullshit like you did from the message which wild posted. Yes the source is from some South African "Boernation" organisation, probably Terreblanche's clone of the American Nazi Party.

    I insist on calling you a filthy bastard, because poking fun at the terrors of the Dresden bombing in February 1945, ie only weeks before the end of WW2, is about as funny as making jokes about the victims of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, or for that matter of September 11.
    Hahaha, so funny! I see all the boys drop their white dresses laughing their heads off when you tell them this during your Klan meets. Almost as good as burning crosses in some "jewboy's" frontyard?

    I think you deserve to be banned from this forum. Get the hell out of here!
     
    #122     Dec 13, 2002
  3. What do you really think?
     
    #123     Dec 13, 2002
  4. fairplay

    fairplay Guest

    If you don't get it, then you are not only a filthy bastard, but even stupid
     
    #124     Dec 13, 2002
  5. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    EXCUUUUSE ME!

    This is a JOKE forum. Please keep it funny.
    We all need a laugh right now:)
     
    #125     Dec 13, 2002
  6. fairplay

    fairplay Guest

    I am sorry, just got carried away. Can't take everything, but will be morecareful in future
     
    #126     Dec 13, 2002
  7. Somedays you're the DOG and somedays you"re the hydrant.:)
     
    #127     Dec 13, 2002

  8. :D :D :D Now that's funny !
     
    #128     Dec 14, 2002
  9. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    DOG'S THEORY OF LIFE

    If you can't eat it,
    And you can't screw it,
    Piss on it!


    :)
     
    #129     Dec 14, 2002
  10. wild

    wild

    American journalist interviews a French writer. He puts his feet on the table and asks:

    - I hope this does not embarass you ?

    - Oh, no. Feel free to put all 4 of your legs up there.
     
    #130     Dec 14, 2002
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