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  2. MrDinky

    MrDinky

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    Heheh... Amazon's a great source of unintentional (and intentional) humor. The movie "Showgirls" gets a lot of interesting reviews too. Check out this guy's reviews:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...YACFK5/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/002-7813280-6596825
     
    #92     Dec 6, 2002
  3. Babak

    Babak

    Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when his telephone rang.
    "Hello! Mr. Hussein," a heavily-accented voice said. "This is Delroy down in the Pinkie's Bar and Lounge in Spanish Town, Jamaica. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you."
    "Well, Delroy," Saddam replied, "this is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
    "Right now," said Delroy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Patrick, me next door neighbour Andy, me brederin Shorty, and the entire dominoes team from the Bar. That makes eight!"
    Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
    "wha yu say man?!", said Delroy. "mek me call you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Delroy called again. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on!
    We have whole heap more equipment fi use pon unnu!"
    "And what equipment would that be, Delroy?", Saddam asked.
    "Well, we have two skettels, a water commission bulldozer, and Mr McKintosh old farm tractor."
    Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 4,000 armoured personnel carriers. I've increased my army to 1.5 million since we last spoke."
    "lawd ave mercy !", said Delroy. "mek mi call yu back again."
    Sure enough, Delroy rang again the next day. "Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We are now airborne! we ave captured a JDF helicopter, and four youth from the corner league 6 a- side have joined us as well!"
    Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat.
    "I must tell you, Delroy, that I have 1,000 bombers and 2,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
    "a wha dis fadda ?!", said Delroy. "mi will call yu back."
    Sure enough Delroy called again the next day.
    " mornin' Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we calling off the war."
    "I'm intrigued," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
    "Well," said Delroy, "mi and di bredrin dem reason 'bout this thing lastnight at the bar and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

    :D
     
    #93     Dec 8, 2002
  4. bobcathy1

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    :D :D :D LOL
     
    #94     Dec 8, 2002
  5. bobcathy1

    bobcathy1 Guest

    sex in the office
     
    #95     Dec 8, 2002
  6. Sex in the office:
     
    #96     Dec 8, 2002
  7. HAHAHAHAHHA:D
     
    #97     Dec 8, 2002
  8. BWAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA:D
     
    #98     Dec 8, 2002
  9. LOVE IT ! :D:)
     
    #99     Dec 8, 2002
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    #100     Dec 8, 2002
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