This thread can be browsed but has been closed to new jokes due to the sheer size of it. Continue the fun in this thread. A guy on a plane strikes up a conversation with a beautiful female next to him. He says, "What are you headed to Las Vegas for?" She replies, "I'm headed to the prostitute's convention to present a paper debunking myths." He asks, "For example?" She replies, "The Frenchman is reputed to be the best lover and actually it's the Jewish man, and the Afro-american is supposed to be the best endowed but it's really the Native American. Oh, I've been talking to you and I don't even know your name." He says, "Hi, my name is Tonto Goldstein."