Jokes again

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by kb0000, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. kb0000


    Santa:wat is d opposite of achaar?

    Banta:i dont know.

    Santa:achaar=pickle=peekal=pee kal opposite of pee kal=pee aaj pee aaj=peeaaj=pyaj=onion
  2. A guy and his buddy are pissing into a lagoon.

    The first guy says "My dick is so long I can tell the water is cold."

    The second guy says "Yeah, its also deep."