Santa:wat is d opposite of achaar? Banta:i dont know. Santa:Onion.Banta:how? ... Santa:achaar=pickle=peekal=pee kal opposite of pee kal=pee aaj pee aaj=peeaaj=pyaj=onion
A guy and his buddy are pissing into a lagoon. The first guy says "My dick is so long I can tell the water is cold." The second guy says "Yeah, its also deep."