Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day.

    This is an ironic juxtaposition of events.

    One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication.

    The other involves a groundhog.
     
    #9961     Dec 13, 2011
  2. #9962     Dec 13, 2011
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Don, I'm mainly a swing trader, and this past year was a news driven market for the most part. Every time someone said the wrong thing or another few billion were needed to bail out another European country the market went 180 degrees the wrong direction no matter what the charts said... You see the connection.
     
    #9963     Dec 14, 2011
  4. Indubitably he's asking us to chip in and buy him some swimmies and nose plugs for Christmas....:D

    sheesh I waited all year to use that word.



    indubitably ....
    Without doubt; 100% sure.

    Ok, this is the best word in the english language. Just say it and it gets plastered into the back of your brain and you're hooked on this one word. Saying it over, and over, and over, and over. I love it.
     
    #9964     Dec 14, 2011
  5. I hate having to stop having sex half way through.

    Like when the doorbell rings,or when the saucepan boils over or
    when you run out of money.,
     
    #9965     Dec 14, 2011
  6. "It's a small world afterall...It's a small world afterall....IT'S a SMALL World afterall, it's a small, small, world" indubitably... is that what you mean Mr. Nutmeg?

    (Now I've done it, damnit, LOL).

    Don:D
     
    #9966     Dec 14, 2011
  7. You know I have another thought. Maybe Obama has finally got to him with the "captain of the ship" and the "weather". Who knows?

    Re Obama

    ..... way back, I read when investor relations (pick your "C" for conference call) start blaming the weather....get the nose plugs.:D
     
    #9967     Dec 14, 2011
  8. Gotcha... (to be serious for a minute).. you may want to read "Throw them all Out" - we shared that book at our last Retreat a couple of weeks ago. Explains, in graphic, horrid detail about how "price precedes news" - sort of "partisan" but both sides are to blame for this.

    As traders, we've always known about this axiom, but this explains one of the worst reasons why (check Feb issue of TASC as well).

    Anyway, this is the jokes thread... I hope you have a much better 2012 my friend.

    Don

    :)
     
    #9968     Dec 14, 2011
  9. Heads up for a Santa Claw Back Rally.
     
    #9969     Dec 14, 2011
  10. fhl

    fhl


    good one!
     
    #9970     Dec 15, 2011