Just might get myself one of these. <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3382796
An engineer, a chemist, an accountant and a politician are comparing their pet dogs. To see which is the most intelligent the dogs show off their cleverest trick. The engineer's dog draws a square and a circle on a piece of paper. The accountant's dog divides a pile of biscuits into 3 equal parts. The chemist's dog pours exactly a third of a carton of milk into a bowl. Then it's the turn of the politician's dog. The dog strolls over, pees on the drawing, eats the biscuits, drinks the milk has sex with the 3 other dogs, claims a back injury as a result and applies for compensation before going on sick leave.
FL seems like a good candidate. Mr. "Greatest Medicare Fraud in US History". His approval rating just came out at 26%.