Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Occu(3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303)
     
    #9921     Dec 2, 2011
  2. When I tried to extend pi to 1MM characters I got the error "The text that you have entered is too long. Please shorten it to 10000 characters long."

    So you only got 1,000,000/10,000 of the joke = 1/100 of the joke.

    Bah Humbug Barron!
     
    #9922     Dec 2, 2011
  3. I heard about this fat girl who died at 3:14 in the morning.

    Looking at her, you could always tell it was going to be something to do with Pie.
     
    #9923     Dec 2, 2011
  4. We had a power outtage at home last night so, instead of a night of TV, the wife and I spent the time chatting.

    It was a real eye opener - I'm off to buy a back-up generator today.
     
    #9924     Dec 3, 2011
  5. I see the Senate Agriculture committee is going to question Corzine.

    1st question, "John, how's your garden doing?"

    John replies "I've just been down to my garden and was shocked to see my dog fucking a cabbage."

    Stay tuned when the House Agriculture committee questions Corzine......
     
    #9925     Dec 3, 2011
  6. "Alex I'll take agriculture for $500"

    "Who is the Chair of the House Agriculture committee?"

    What is the C.I.E.I.O.........
     
    #9926     Dec 3, 2011
  7. So then John was on the edge of the bed pulling on his Boxers.

    His wife said " I wish you wouldn't do that to the dogs, it's disgusting."
     
    #9927     Dec 3, 2011
  8. I just heard that Socrates died this morning. Greece really is having a shit year.
     
    #9928     Dec 4, 2011
  9. J Ski

    J Ski

    I bin thinking thet I wish I was stooped butt welthy.
    1 out of 2 ain't bad.
     
    #9929     Dec 4, 2011
  10. Why did the premenstrual chicken cross the road?

    It just fucking did ok.
     
    #9930     Dec 4, 2011