Jokes 2

I heard that joke years ago as the Staten Island Ferry. What made laugh out loud was he referenced Chicago guys and they obviously reference the local casino that sits on the dock. I got a kick out of that.

The best at that is Larry te Cable Guy. That bastard can take the oldest joke, weave it in a story, and make me scream.

 

Hey, Santa stole my best pickup line...what's up with that? LOL.


Don

 

That right there is funny. We've seen your picture. The whip is news though.

 

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta DA bakery.

2.. You walka pasta DA candy store

3.. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop.

4... You walka pasta DA table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

And...

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
After all those conflicting
Nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

That was entertaining and hypnotic. Anyone know the title/composer of the music track?

 

Clarity in speech is imperative...



A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over to it, whiffs it; and then hacks it maybe another 10 feet; and then hacks it another 5 feet.

She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f--------lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replies, "Well, there you have it lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead."

 

A womans brain

 

sorry the pic on the attachment was animated with yes/no boxes and the balls were going everywhere. It is a php file, so I guess you will not be able to see the animation.

 

I just tried it and it works fine. Its funny shit too haha!

 

Thought the same.

BTW, how many times have you watched it? I'm at four.