I was in wall mart today and just saw a little boy with bigger tits than my wife. Kids these days, they've got everything
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?" shouted the anus.
The wife's made me put up a real Christmas tree and now our living room's just like the lobby of Bank of America. It's full of pricks.
Have you seen the penthouse magazine for married men? The same girl puts on an extra 5 pounds, month after month after month.
From Jay Leno a few years ago: Nymphomaniacs should be pleased to hear that scientists today discovered a cure for hypersexuality. Jay says: Didn't they discover that thousands of years ago? Isn't it called wedding cake?