My wife wants a pair of boots, a blouse, some dress pants and a new jacket for Christmas. I've got her a $10 Wall Mart gift card. She can use the change to get her hair cut.
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Fer crissakes., loks like a drunk installed the shelving. Who does that? Seriously, an errant forlift deestroys warehouse (hic...hic..)
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After a night of wild sex and drinking, I awoke to find myself in bed with the presence of a real ugly woman. It was only then I realized I had made it home safely.
Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.