Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. My wife wants a pair of boots, a blouse, some dress pants and a new jacket for Christmas.
    I've got her a $10 Wall Mart gift card. She can use the change to get her hair cut.
     
    #9871     Nov 23, 2011
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    rimshot
     
    #9872     Nov 23, 2011
  3. I recently discovered that I have Alzheimers disease.

    We won 3-2, it was great.
     
    #9873     Nov 23, 2011
  4. The first rule of Alzheimer's club is you don't talk about Alzheimer's club. The first rule of Alzheimer's club is you do not talk about Alzheimer's club! The first rule...
     
    #9874     Nov 24, 2011
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Another Encyclopedic Moment: Origins Of Irish Dancing

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9875     Nov 25, 2011
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    How Much Is Too Much Alcohol?

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9876     Nov 25, 2011
  7. Fer crissakes., loks like a drunk installed the shelving. Who does that? Seriously, an errant forlift deestroys warehouse (hic...hic..)
     
    #9877     Nov 25, 2011
  8. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zKAW96N-Vms" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #9878     Nov 25, 2011
  9. After a night of wild sex and drinking, I awoke to find myself in bed with the presence of a real ugly woman. It was only then I realized I had made it home safely.
     
    #9879     Nov 26, 2011
  10. Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for Christmas.

    When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
     
    #9880     Nov 26, 2011