Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Natalie Wood walks into a bar...

    The one her husband loosened on deck of the boat.
     
    #9861     Nov 21, 2011
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    I like your approach… let’s now see your departure!... :)
     
    #9862     Nov 21, 2011
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    I Know You Guys Will Like This One

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9863     Nov 21, 2011
  4. My French girlfriend dumped me last week. I was staying with her family and one day her mother was doing a sudoku in the paper. Eventually she put down the newspaper and the pencil and sighed.

    "Oh I give up." she said, "Someone else can finish it."

    Apparently "I've heard that one somewhere before" was not the appropriate thing to say.
     
    #9864     Nov 21, 2011
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    What kind of wood doesn't float?

    Natalie.
     
    #9865     Nov 21, 2011
  6. TGregg

    TGregg

    Heard about a new drink call the Osama. Two shots and a splash of water.
     
    #9866     Nov 21, 2011
  7. I've been a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.

    Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

    I have never been in Cognito either; apparently no-one recognises you there.

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips.
     
    #9867     Nov 21, 2011
  8. Do you keep a compilation of all your "stuff?" I would love to steal all the jokes and sell them for personal gain, LOL. I might cut you in for 10% or so? Whaddya think?

    Don :D
     
    #9868     Nov 21, 2011
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    Q. Who has 2 legs and flies ?

    A. A dead hooker.
     
    #9869     Nov 22, 2011
  10. Help yourself. The only compliation I have is all on ET, I figure maybe someone might copy it all and do whatever. Me I never look back. {:>)

    Right now I'm looking for the lyrics for that love song:

    "Don't Wait Up On The Shrimpboat Baby Cause I'm Comin' Home With The Crabs"

    Stay tuned....
     
    #9870     Nov 23, 2011