Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Can't think why not !
     
    #9851     Nov 17, 2011
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    #9852     Nov 18, 2011
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    #9853     Nov 18, 2011
  4. Paddy and Mick were working on their farm, but kept having trouble with the small size of the barn.

    Every time their donkey walked through the door, it hit its head.
    Mick said: "We can't let him keep hittin' 'is head loik dat. He'll 'urt imself."

    So Paddy says: "Well, da floor is only dirt, why don't we dig it down a bit?"

    Mick replies: "You're not listenin' are ya? He's hittin' 'is fookin' head, not his feet."
     
    #9854     Nov 18, 2011
  5. Heads up! :D Ralph is a homosexual....:cool:

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    #9855     Nov 19, 2011
  6. Meanwhile back at the ranch.

    If Economic Phd's bark we are "roiling" with deflation, why does the price of economic textbooks keep rising?

    :eek:
     
    #9856     Nov 19, 2011
  7. Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is a spastic.

    Every time you sharpen it, it changes to "Cool to Do Drugs", then "Do Drugs" and eventually "Drugs".
     
    #9857     Nov 20, 2011
  8. Ralph is a bald headed prick in this video as we continue down memeory lane to the good old days...:cool:

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    #9858     Nov 20, 2011
  9. LOL, I actually remember his old ads in SoCal "Hi friends, Ralph Williams here, owner and general manager of Ralph Williams Ford, and you won't believe what I have for you today,....." LOL.

    I actually was given a quote by a salesman for trade in on my car to apply to another car ( I was about 19 or 20)...went through the whole deal, and then they said "oh, we can't give you that much for your car on ThIS CAR, it's on sale...blah blah blah" - woulda cost me about another $500 ( a lot considering)... so I pushed the "manager" out ot the way, grabbed my signed paperwork, walked out through the new car showroom and smashed my fist into the hood of a new car (not my best moment)... ran like hell, securitiy guards in pursuit... Had to get my dad to go back and get my car (yeah, I know, not much of a story, but it does bring back memories, LOL).


    Don :)
     
    #9859     Nov 20, 2011

  10. I can relate to that. Although I can't recall doing anything like that, I can think of a 3 or 4 instances where I would have like to have done that.

    Now that I'm older and wiser and have had time to relfect on my life, my regrets are not doing that.

    There was one guy I really wanted to punch in the nose and didn't. My employer was selling his business and I didn't like the new buyer. I had to re interview for my same job when it was over I told my boss, I'd like to punch that Eddie fuck right in the nose. My boss said "Me too!"

    The business was sold I jumped ship before the sale. Eddie fucked up the business and it closed.
     
    #9860     Nov 21, 2011