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Quickly now.. C'mon guys.... Google "equity market" and read the first entry under wiki but don't click on the link.
Experienced stockbroker and not so experienced stockbroker are walking down the road. They come across some shit lying on the asphalt. Experienced stockbroker: "If you eat it I'll give you $20,000!" Not so experienced stockbroker runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money. Continuing along the same road they almost step into yet another pile of shit. Not so experienced stockbroker: "Now, if YOU eat this shit I'll give YOU $20,000." After evaluating the proposal experienced stockbroker eats shit getting the money. They go on. Not so experienced stockbroker starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate shit. I don't see us being better off." Experienced stockbroker: "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've just been involved in a $40,000 trade."
By Associated Press, Published: November 11 HONOLULU â âIran has a long history of deception and denial regarding its nuclear program just like Bill with his milfy bimbo's, Clinton told reporters." Wtf, hard to believe they'd print that.
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection." "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes." "That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
Flooding in thailand is getting worse, they interviewed a lady who just emerged from the water, and she said the water came right up to her balls.
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