Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #9831     Nov 6, 2011
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    Wed 2 pm so they say.
     
    #9832     Nov 7, 2011
  3. Quickly now.. C'mon guys....

    Google "equity market" and read the first entry under wiki but don't click on the link.
     
    #9833     Nov 7, 2011
  4. Two Mexicans walk into a bar.

    One of them throws it in the van while the other keeps a lookout.
     
    #9834     Nov 9, 2011
  5. Experienced stockbroker and not so experienced stockbroker are walking down the road. They come across some shit lying on the asphalt.
    Experienced stockbroker: "If you eat it I'll give you $20,000!"
    Not so experienced stockbroker runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money.
    Continuing along the same road they almost step into yet another pile of shit.
    Not so experienced stockbroker: "Now, if YOU eat this shit I'll give YOU $20,000."
    After evaluating the proposal experienced stockbroker eats shit getting the money.
    They go on. Not so experienced stockbroker starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate shit. I don't see us being better off."
    Experienced stockbroker: "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've just been involved in a $40,000 trade."
     
    #9835     Nov 11, 2011
  6. By Associated Press, Published: November 11
    HONOLULU —

    “Iran has a long history of deception and denial regarding its nuclear program just like Bill with his milfy bimbo's, Clinton told reporters."

    Wtf, hard to believe they'd print that.

    :D
     
    #9836     Nov 13, 2011
  7. The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"
    "A mongoose."
    "What for?"
    "Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
    "But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
    "That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
     
    #9837     Nov 13, 2011
  8. Flooding in thailand is getting worse, they interviewed a lady who just emerged from the water, and she said the water came right up to her balls.
     
    #9838     Nov 14, 2011
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Hilarious

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9839     Nov 14, 2011
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    #9840     Nov 14, 2011