Jokes 2

Re Bofa

"Considering that just three years earlier taxpayers had bailed us out with billions of their hard-earned dollars, it’s understandable that Bank of America was compared to a person who, as he is pulled from a burning building, turns and kicks the fireman in the nuts.

That’s why we are writing to you today with a simple message: “Our bad.” And to tell you that we are refunding the $5 to you, effective immediately. All you have to do is pay a simple, one-time $10 refund fee.

You can receive your refund online, or pick it up at your nearest Bank of America branch, where a teller will hand the money directly to you for a simple, one-time $15 handling fee."

 

This is what's happening at Occupy South Central LA.

 

Im in an arranged marriage.

Put together by drugs and alcohol.

 

Q. How many bankers does it take to grease a combine harvester ?

A. Only 1 if you run him through it slowly.

 

A Polish woman with poor eyesight decides to have her vision tested. The optician shows her a wall chart with the letters
XKHJEDFCXZ
and asks if she can read it. "Sure I can read it and how did you know my maiden name ?

 

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothing,'" the beachcomber said.

"Wow," said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, "The sharks got 'em!..."

 

"G-pap, L-Pap,P-diddy, George Bush, Reggie Bush, Shaved Bush, Barack Obama, Howdy Doody, Rama-lama-ding-dong, like any of that matters."

 

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No offense intended.....

 

None taken

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