"If guns kill people then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk and spoons made Rosie OâDonnell fat." - Author Unknown
A recent Fairleigh Dickinson University poll found that 72% of voters who support Obama now support Corzine, up from just 66% a month ago.
"FBI Interested in Regulatory Probe of MF Global " Whoa ....all this shit went down while the FBI is busy raiding Gibson guitar.....lmao......
Yea well I'm back. If you must know, I bought a power washer and a white suit and trying to get a gig in the radioactive decontamointaion business, things got a little "hot" as you'll notice in the news, so I quit.
Dear Dr. Stunata, My wife said that I would have more chance of sex if I bought her flowers and treated her well. Its been a month now and she still hasn't fixed me up for sex with her sister. ---- what2do
A horse walks into a bar the bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, no wonder your a middle aged man making minimum wage with originality like that, I hope your family enjoys eating "peas" on toast and taking a vaction to the mall you fucking failure... now who's got the long face?
Obama: "Italy is a wealthy country blah blah blah." If you like Italy, you'll love Spain, then France. -------------------------------------------