Went to a Chinese book store the other day, but couldn't find the book I wanted. It was only on my way out I noticed that it was the Wong Foo Kin Book Store.
Well you know, I agree with Cramer on this one. He made some good points. Disclaimer: I don't listen to him and secondly I don't own Netflex
Southerners' Medical Dictionary Now you have to try reading this with a Southern twang Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life...... and don't worry so much. Artery............................... The study of paintings Bacteria.......................... Back door to the cafeteria Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her Colic................................ A sheep dog Coma.............................. A punctuation mark Dilate............................... To live long Enema........................... Not a friend Fester............................ Quicker than someone else Fibula............................ A small lie Impotent......................... Distinguished, well known Labor Pain................... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane Morbid........................... A higher offer Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates Node.............................. I knew it Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative............... A letter carrier Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery Rectum......................... Dang near killed him Secretion....................... Hiding something Seizure.......................... Roman emperor Tablet............................ A small table Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine.............................. Opposite of you're out
The farmer had got out a mortgage, and gladly, to give it to his daughter for her college education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered confidentially, âI have a confession to make, Pa..............I ainât a virgin no more.â The old man shook his head sadly. âAfter all the sacrifices your Ma and I made to give you a good education, you still say âainât!â
I hear ya, I know about those confessions. My son told me he was gay with a straight face. a hahahahaha
My wife has just text me: 'I hope you enjoyed the time with your friends in Vegas. Your suitcase is on the fucking doorstep!' I thought to myself, "Well whose suitcase have I been wheeling around then?"