Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. When I was leaving work my boss came up to me and said...

    "You fucking idiot! Where did you get all those leaves?"
     
    #9771     Oct 22, 2011
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    #9772     Oct 22, 2011
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    More Schnitzengruben?

    Non merci, one is my limit on Schnitzengruben!
     
    #9773     Oct 22, 2011
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    You said you were on a diet, so only one helping of cheese!
     
    #9774     Oct 22, 2011
  5. I went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had 6 matching balls.
     
    #9775     Oct 22, 2011
  6. "Cheri! Pull my finger."

    "Nein! Pull my finger."
     
    #9776     Oct 23, 2011
  7. LOGIC 101


    An interesting letter in the CanadianShooter Magazine:

    If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

    The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq .

    Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington
     
    #9777     Oct 23, 2011
  8. Please vote in 2012.

    Actual Alabama Billboard. . . .
     
    #9778     Oct 23, 2011
  9. I got it. I figured this whole problem out regarding Greece, the EU and what ails the US. Listen up people.

    We'll just ask a Chinaman with a pick to cut out one bowl of rice a day.
     
    #9779     Oct 24, 2011
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    If you own a gun in America statistics show that you are 22 times more likely to shoot yourself or a member of your own family than an intruder.

    or

    In the Iraq war all the deaths on the Allied side were from "friendly fire" - thanks guys
     
    #9780     Oct 24, 2011