Jokes 2

My whole family are police marksmen apart from my Grandfather who was a bank robber.

He died recently, surrounded by his family

 

Message looks OK to me.
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Frank from IAMO.US cranked out a bit over at PajamasMedia.com

Read the rest at http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/ows-has-work-to-do-before-their-kent-state-moment/?singlepage=true

 

Steve Martin At The Tonight Show

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Wow, I never realized that the people in Ohio absolutely hate Michiganders till I saw this story:

Lions and tigers shot in Ohio

http://news.yahoo.com/lions-tigers-shot-ohio-owner-freed-them-212126865.html

 

Speaking of the great flydini.

So I'm taking job applications and interviewing people down at the shop. This guy comes in, somewhat unkempt in appearance. I asked him if he had a resume. He reached down the front of his pants and pulled out a typewritten somewhat crumpled resume and handed it to me.

He was a laid off elevator operator. I basically told him he was overqualified for the postion we were offering, and thanked him.

 

Tom walks into a bar and sees a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. “Where did he come from he says to the barman ?” “ I wished for him,” says the barman. “I’ve got this magic bottle that grants requests. Rub it and see what happens. “ So Tom rubs the bottle and a genie pops out. “I can grant you one wish”, says the genie. “What would you like ?” Tom thinks a minute then says I would like a million bucks please.”. “Okay” says the genie and - poof - the genie vanishes and the bar is filled with a million ducks. Tom looks at the barman and says, “Hey, I didn’t ask for a million ducks. “ The barman says ,” and you think I wanted a 12 inch pianist “

 

Our church heard about a bunch of cannibals in Africa, so we sent some missionaries. The cannibals ate them.

Well, at least they got a taste of religion.

 

CNBC Suspends Trading in 'Million Dollar Portfolio Challenge' Contest.

{sigh} another old joke bites the dust.

 

Quick course on home office deductions.


http://youtu.be/XEL65gywwHQ