Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…

    - Except on Saturdays

    - From 3,700 fewer post offices

    - At 4% rate increase
     
    #9681     Sep 30, 2011
  2. J Ski

    J Ski

    The DWI one is funny:)
     
    #9682     Sep 30, 2011
  3. I remember science class, learning about sexually transmitted infections.

    The science teacher said, "Now, Nutmeg, there is nothing funny about syphilis."

    I said, "There is if your doctor has a lisp."
     
    #9683     Sep 30, 2011
  4. I remember trying out for the school play. I had made nine attempts to conceal my lisp. It was a tenth situation.
     
    #9684     Sep 30, 2011
  5. So in English class I wrote an essay about a transsexual with a lisp.

    I think I'll go with the title: Mr or Myth.
     
    #9685     Sep 30, 2011
  6. My niece died from a lisp. I didn't know you could die from a lisp.

    I'll never forget my last words to her though: "What the fuck's a thnake?"
     
    #9686     Sep 30, 2011
  7. Lymph (n.) A person who walks with a lisp.
     
    #9687     Sep 30, 2011
  8. Was one of the lines "I won a math debate"?
     
    #9688     Sep 30, 2011
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    #9689     Oct 1, 2011
  10. "I mean, where were all these hot babes when we were kids?" I wondered aloud.

    "In diapers," observed Nutmeg.


    ABSOLUTELY Best ONE of the Week or Month!!

    Truth hurts - if I can remember it!!
     
    #9690     Oct 1, 2011