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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Hunting Dog For Sale

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9671     Sep 29, 2011
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Baby Boomers' Song

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9672     Sep 29, 2011
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    It's A Dog Day Afetrnoon

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9673     Sep 29, 2011
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    How Do You Say Bon Appetit In German?

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9674     Sep 29, 2011
  5. I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries and told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents. All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from their presidency, and so on. A wealth of information about the man and his life both private and public.

    That got me to thinking, since the vast majority of people agree that Obama will be gone on January 20, 2013, what would Barack Hussein Obama's presidential library look like after his one term in office? What would they archive in it? Just exactly what would the design parameters be? This is what someone came up with that looks pretty appropriate!


    1.) It wouldn't need to be very big because there are no records to archive from before he was president and everything he does as president is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or something that turns out to be a lie.

    2.) It would have to be very mobile because by the time he is done as president, no city or state will acknowledge that he ever even visited there. Plus if the general public ever caught up with it...

    3.) Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff. Preferably something that could be hosed out occasionally and left to air dry.

    4.) It would be a good idea if it was a dual use facility so that it could at least get some sort of appropriate use.



    This is what I came up with as the perfect answer to all of the above.
     
    #9675     Sep 29, 2011
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    #9676     Sep 29, 2011
  7. :D I saw that for the first time this afternoon, got side tracked and never posted it.
     
    #9677     Sep 29, 2011
  8. MTE

    MTE

    Good one! :D
     
    #9678     Sep 30, 2011
  9. TGregg

    TGregg

    So Nutmeg and I are walking down the street, admiring all the super babes. I mentioned that I didn't know if the clothes had improved or cosmetics or my perspective, but the hot ones seem much hotter than when I was a lad.

    "I mean, where were all these hot babes when we were kids?" I wondered aloud.

    "In diapers," observed Nutmeg.

    :D :D :D
     
    #9679     Sep 30, 2011
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    The Great Gipper

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    :) :) :)
     
    #9680     Sep 30, 2011