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Baby Boomers' Song <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J_WcFJZ-XJo?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J_WcFJZ-XJo?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>
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I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries and told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents. All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from their presidency, and so on. A wealth of information about the man and his life both private and public. That got me to thinking, since the vast majority of people agree that Obama will be gone on January 20, 2013, what would Barack Hussein Obama's presidential library look like after his one term in office? What would they archive in it? Just exactly what would the design parameters be? This is what someone came up with that looks pretty appropriate! 1.) It wouldn't need to be very big because there are no records to archive from before he was president and everything he does as president is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or something that turns out to be a lie. 2.) It would have to be very mobile because by the time he is done as president, no city or state will acknowledge that he ever even visited there. Plus if the general public ever caught up with it... 3.) Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff. Preferably something that could be hosed out occasionally and left to air dry. 4.) It would be a good idea if it was a dual use facility so that it could at least get some sort of appropriate use. This is what I came up with as the perfect answer to all of the above.
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So Nutmeg and I are walking down the street, admiring all the super babes. I mentioned that I didn't know if the clothes had improved or cosmetics or my perspective, but the hot ones seem much hotter than when I was a lad. "I mean, where were all these hot babes when we were kids?" I wondered aloud. "In diapers," observed Nutmeg.
The Great Gipper <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QK3Eo9cScEQ?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QK3Eo9cScEQ?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>