Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Well, there is your problem!
     
    #9621     Sep 15, 2011
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    It was the first day of school after summer vacation...

    The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends.

    THEN…In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats.

    The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.

    After about a minute or so, he spoke...

    "From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom.

    You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework.

    Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.

    The first one is "gross"

    And the other one is "cool"

    Are there any questions?"

    After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand,

    and the teacher calls upon him.

    In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks...

    "So, what are they?"

    :) :) :)
     
    #9622     Sep 15, 2011
  3. I feel like a prisoner in my own house sometimes.

    My dad leaves the soap on the bathroom floor on purpose.
     
    #9623     Sep 15, 2011
  4. I walked out of a club with a girl last night.

    She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my cock and said, "Yours or mine?"

    I said, "That's mine."
     
    #9624     Sep 15, 2011
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #9625     Sep 15, 2011
  6. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://www.tinyjoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funnypic25.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #9626     Sep 15, 2011
  7. ROTS O RUCK:D
     
    #9627     Sep 15, 2011
  8. “Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?” asked the Judge.
    “Fuck all,” said the defendant.
    “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that,” replied the Judge and turning to the clerk of the court, he asked him what the man had said.
    “He said 'Fuck all'”, responded the court official.
    “Really?” puzzled the Judge. “I could have sworn I saw his lips move.”
     
    #9628     Sep 15, 2011
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    #9629     Sep 15, 2011
  10. You putz!!!! The results represent the diversity of the test takers.

    Smear peanut butter,
    then jelly. Gooey party,
    our S-A-T

    :D lameass mofo
     
    #9630     Sep 15, 2011