Jokes 2

Bahaha!!

 

I'm not a real cat lover.

 

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5.This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7.This is old cat.
8.This is fart cat.
9.This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

 

If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, don't worry, you are not alone.

 

Oh shit! They're on to me!
Me too!
And me!

 

I went to the airport, put my bag in the x-ray machine and found out my bag has cancer.

It only has six more months to hold stuff.

 

I couldn't find that fucking thingy that peels the spuds and carrots, so I asked my kids if they have seen it... apparently she left me yesterday.

 

Do you know the formula for holy water?

Its H2OMG.

 

You know how to cure a nymphomaniac?

Marry her.