Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Obama's speech writer has called it quits.

    “It’s always been a dream of mine to write comedy and be creative,” said Lovett,

    lmao

    In other news Geithner has also quit.

    “It’s always been a dream of mine to own an Ostrich farm" said Geithner
     
    #9591     Sep 3, 2011
  2. I just flew in from Kenya. And boy are my arms tired.
     
    #9592     Sep 3, 2011
  3. Stopped in a local bar yesterday they have a sign up saying 50% discount for regulars.

    I asked the bartender "How do I become a regular"?

    He said "Bran flakes and Senokot"
     
    #9593     Sep 4, 2011
  4. The scene on WS after Obama's "jobs" speech.


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    (edit) I think Obama is going to mention the word "Christmas" in his job speech.
     
    #9594     Sep 4, 2011
  5. I'm going to double down and bet on the word "German" or Germany".

    Okay - so far I got 2 words.

    Germany (2 shots)

    Christmas (5 shots)

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    Mangels :D a financial term. (free beer for everybody)
     
    #9595     Sep 4, 2011
  6. J Ski

    J Ski

    Still funny.


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    #9596     Sep 4, 2011
  7. Yahoo News: "Another human foot washes ashore in B.C."

    In other news:

    My dick is only three inches long but it smells like a foot.
     
    #9597     Sep 4, 2011
  8. J Ski

    J Ski

    The Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office,,,,,
    wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap......

    The psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
     
    #9598     Sep 5, 2011
  9. fhl

    fhl


    A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
     
    #9599     Sep 6, 2011
  10. J Ski

    J Ski

    The Polish Hunter

    The Polish hunter asks his girlfriend if she wants to go hunting.
    His girlfriend says "sure I'm game".
    So he shoots her.


    LOL, the nymphomaniac joke is funny.
     
    #9600     Sep 6, 2011