Obama's speech writer has called it quits. âItâs always been a dream of mine to write comedy and be creative,â said Lovett, lmao In other news Geithner has also quit. âItâs always been a dream of mine to own an Ostrich farm" said Geithner
Stopped in a local bar yesterday they have a sign up saying 50% discount for regulars. I asked the bartender "How do I become a regular"? He said "Bran flakes and Senokot"
The scene on WS after Obama's "jobs" speech. (edit) I think Obama is going to mention the word "Christmas" in his job speech.
I'm going to double down and bet on the word "German" or Germany". Okay - so far I got 2 words. Germany (2 shots) Christmas (5 shots) ------------------ Mangels a financial term. (free beer for everybody)
Yahoo News: "Another human foot washes ashore in B.C." In other news: My dick is only three inches long but it smells like a foot.
The Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke A man walks into a psychiatrist's office,,,,, wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap...... The psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
The Polish Hunter The Polish hunter asks his girlfriend if she wants to go hunting. His girlfriend says "sure I'm game". So he shoots her. LOL, the nymphomaniac joke is funny.