Obama returns from vacation on MV. "What the fuck happened to America while I was away. This place is a mess". ---------------- Clairvoyant fee $5. I dunno. I thought it was funny...maybe not.... Ever have that happen? You take a vacation, come back and blame everybody for not taking care of things while you're gone. "Let me make myself clear. I take one little vacation and everything goes to hell."
google one and two hits. "Bank of America Shares Jump on Buffett Investment" "Goldman to Buy Buffett's $5 Billion Preferred Shares" Looks like a sequel with the same happy ending for Warren. (Ya thunk Mister we need more taxes is front running the taxpayer?)
5.9 Magnitude Earthquake Hits DC Area, Felt In Martha's Vineyard. It has been uncovered by the FBI it was the Chinese trying to seperate their 95% of America from the East Coast
More earthquake news. The earthquake has apparently turned Gallup's office complex upside down. Obama's approval rating now 85%.
The Tea Party, after doing numerous tests, say they have conclusive proof that the earthquake was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
You know what they say, warning labels exist because there was somebody dumb enough out there that thought otherwise!!! :eek:
The U.S. National Hurricane Center has announced that it will change the name of Hurricane Irene to Hurricane Full Employment.
Hurricane Irene is about to hit east coast of United States. If MTV doesn't cancel Jersey Shore, God will.