Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. nutmeg - kudos to you, these are pretty funny, keep 'em coming.:D
     
    #9371     Jul 19, 2011
  2. I have a king size bed. I don't know any kings but if one ever came over I guess he'd be comfortable.

    "You're a king you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! I matches your exact specifications!"

    When I was a boy, I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was.
     
    #9372     Jul 19, 2011
  3. fhl

    fhl

    I sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity.
     
    #9373     Jul 19, 2011
  4. I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut... end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the doc-u-men-tation right here... oh, wait it's at home... in the file... under 'D'... for doughnut." --Mitch Hedberg
     
    #9374     Jul 19, 2011
  5. Humpy

    Humpy

    Glad you cleared that up then
     
    #9375     Jul 20, 2011
  6. Thanks.

    Currently we have a dry spell. There is no new news. No new jokes. Best course of action, pay a bill with a credit card or invest with money you don't have (leverage up) and race the clock. Stay tuned...anything can happen. And this concludes today's editorial.
     
    #9376     Jul 20, 2011
  7. Clerk must have thought you look like a cop. They get a tax deduction as "necessary occupational supplies & equipment"
     
    #9377     Jul 20, 2011
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    #9378     Jul 20, 2011
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    #9379     Jul 20, 2011
  10. fhl

    fhl

    My kid is a kleptomaniac.

    He's taking something for it.

    I'm proud of my boy.
     
    #9380     Jul 21, 2011