Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #9341     Jul 12, 2011
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    I thought of posting this one to the Parish magazine but decided you guys might appreciate it more.
     
    #9342     Jul 12, 2011
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    Sorry I didn't invite you guys to the party last weekend but just look what you did to my pad after the last one.
     
    #9343     Jul 12, 2011
  4. My friend didn't believe in sex before marriage

    So I showed him some pictures.
     
    #9344     Jul 12, 2011
  5. Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

    He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the parking garage."
     
    #9345     Jul 13, 2011
  6. My friend asked me. "Have you every played squash"

    I replied, "Yes, every time I get in the bed with the wife".
     
    #9346     Jul 13, 2011
  7. Their cousin is Winnie The Pizz.
     
    #9347     Jul 13, 2011
  8. Correct you are.
     
    #9348     Jul 13, 2011
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little misunderstanding because English isn't his native language.

    He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise.

    Maria said, "Screw her." Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could have made the same mistake, right?

    And that's how it could have happened.
    To all of you "Gentlemen", this should be a stern warning.

    Do not follow the advice of your spouse blindly.

    Yo haff bein varned ja
     
    #9349     Jul 14, 2011
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    The NYSE and the Deutche Boerse merged last week

    Don't vorry says chief of German stock exchange "ve are spending $20m to acquire a sense of humour too" and rumours of ships being loaded up with Panzer tanks is entirely untrue
     
    #9350     Jul 14, 2011