One of Italyâs most wanted mafia godfathers has been arrested after seven years on the run after police traced him to his wifeâs mobile registered in the name of Winnie the Pooh. http://mafiatoday.com/sicilian-mafia-ndrangheta/winnie-the-pooh-leads-to-gangsters-arrest/
Sorry I didn't invite you guys to the party last weekend but just look what you did to my pad after the last one.
Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the parking garage."
My friend asked me. "Have you every played squash" I replied, "Yes, every time I get in the bed with the wife".
It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little misunderstanding because English isn't his native language. He told Maria that their housekeeper wanted a raise. Maria said, "Screw her." Any simple-minded, semi-literate Austrian could have made the same mistake, right? And that's how it could have happened. To all of you "Gentlemen", this should be a stern warning. Do not follow the advice of your spouse blindly. Yo haff bein varned ja
The NYSE and the Deutche Boerse merged last week Don't vorry says chief of German stock exchange "ve are spending $20m to acquire a sense of humour too" and rumours of ships being loaded up with Panzer tanks is entirely untrue