Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I can think of more than a few:D
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    #9331     Jul 10, 2011
  2. Yahoo News: "3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death"

    Wow, what were the chances of them all having the same name?
     
    #9332     Jul 10, 2011
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

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    #9333     Jul 11, 2011
  4. If I ever get a chance to appear on Morning Joe, I'm going to say:

    Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
    Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!
    Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!
    Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!

    That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'Obama's a dick' in morse code.
     
    #9334     Jul 11, 2011
  5. "How many women have you cheated with?" My wife screamed. "Tell me the truth or I'm walking out that door right now".

    "Three," I quickly replied.

    "You said four a minute ago?" She sighed.

    "I'll get your bags".
     
    #9335     Jul 12, 2011
  6. My son was sent home from school for swearing the other day.
    I said, "What did you say?"
    He said, "The c-word."
    I said, "That wasnt clever, was it?"
    He said, "No, it was cunt."
     
    #9336     Jul 12, 2011
  7. lionline

    lionline

    you know, little Johnny, today is your first day in school.
    You will have to use grown up words.
    no more bow-wow - you say dog, no more mew mew - you say cat. Got it?

    Got it, daddy!


    ....
    3 hrs later daddy gets a call from principal. Gets down to school. Little johnny is in principals office.
    What did he do?

    well, when the teacher asked him what his favorite book was, he said, Vinny the Shit
     
    #9337     Jul 12, 2011
  8. "Vinnie the Shit" What's that? The Italian version of Winnie the Poo?
     
    #9338     Jul 12, 2011
  9. Now not many people know this but Winnie the pooh had a half brother ... Vinnie The Shit. Vinnie "The Shit" looked very much like like his brother pooh, but with one major difference, he likes pasta!

    As our story starts Pooh bear has been whacked by a made man and replaced by Vinnie "The Shit". But the story of how he was killed is a very long drawn out and complicated one so i shall save it for another day...
     
    #9339     Jul 12, 2011
  10. "You useless little shit. I knew I was making a mistake when I asked you to join the family. You better start showing some cajones.

    Quote from Tigger in "qu esto cozzo" the sequel.
     
    #9340     Jul 12, 2011