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haha..lol...)))

 

I see weiner is trying to influence who gets his seat.

Must be like the stock exchange, sell seats.

 

"All we do is argue, we need to learn to get along," my wife said.

"So let's try and speak the same language from now on, okay?"

"Moooooooo," I replied

 

I once took part in the 12 step cure to alcoholism.

I failed though!

I took 300 steps too many and ended up down at the bar.

 

Some wit remarked that Greece is a country full of ruins

well, time and conflict can accept responsibility for the architecture

and the anarchists, unions and socialism are doing a huge demolition job on their finances imho

 

Not so sure, "this time for good" were well chosen words.

 

I went into the doctors earlier and I said to him

'Doctor you really have to help me one of my balls is ten times bigger than the other!'

He replied 'Well lets take a look at it and I'll see if I can help you'

So I started to grasp, with two hands a huge testicle and set it on his table

The doctor looked really surprised and said ' wow that is huge!'

'Wait untill you've seen my swollen one' I replied

 

Doc: 'Your eye hurts when you drink tea, so you can't drink tea.'
Blonde: 'But I love tea.'
Doc: 'Okay, as long as you take the spoon out.'

 

HAHAHA!! Get well soon!

 

I was interviewing a Russian man at work today.

"Hello Vladimir or do your prefer Vlad?"

" Either will do he said."

"Okay Either, why do you want to work for this company?"