Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    I went to the vitamin store yesterday and asked the guy to give me a list of all the vitamins i would need to be a happy person.

    He told me to forget the list, just B1.
     
    #9251     Jun 24, 2011
  2. fhl

    fhl

    The doctor was circumcising my son and when he was about done, he looked at me and said "it won't be long now". And then my boy started screaming.
     
    #9252     Jun 24, 2011
  3. Arab Logic.

    Ironic isn't it...

    They're not happy in Gaza.
    They're not happy in Egypt.
    They're not happy in Libya.
    They're not happy in Morocco.
    They're not happy in Iran.
    They're not happy in Iraq.
    They're not happy in Yemen.
    They're not happy in Afghanistan.
    They're not happy in Pakistan.
    They're not happy in Syria.
    They're not happy in Lebanon.

    And where are they happy?

    They're happy in England.
    They're happy in France.
    They're happy in Italy.
    They're happy in Germany.
    They're happy in Sweden.
    They're happy in the USA.
    They're happy in Norway.
    They're happy in Canada
    They're happy in Australia
    They're happy in New Zealand

    They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

    And who do they blame?
    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN.
     
    #9253     Jun 24, 2011
  4. I live in the US and haven't visited any of the other "happy" countries in a while.

    You say they're happy in the USA... but are they really? Debt, unemployment, corruption...
     
    #9254     Jun 24, 2011
  5. "An eye for an eye turns the world blind"

    On the flip side though, everyone gets a dog.
     
    #9255     Jun 24, 2011
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    ALL immigrants should sign a pledge supporting THE basic values of the country concerned or be deported back to the shitholes they escaped from.

    No more of this do-gooding christian foregiveness hypocracy
     
    #9256     Jun 25, 2011
  7. "Nevada State Treasurer Takes on Meredith Whitney"


    "We have a double-A rating...."

    :D

    Uh oh.

    I don't think she should go around quoting rating agencies for credibility. But hey......
     
    #9257     Jun 25, 2011
  8. And yea, before I go...one last thing....it may be time to think about starting a slow increase in interest rates.

    --Sheila Bair
     
    #9258     Jun 25, 2011
  9. If Jesus saves he'll be fucked with the interest rates at the moment.
     
    #9259     Jun 25, 2011
  10. Ray Stevens sez Come on in!


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    #9260     Jun 25, 2011