It was a dark and stormy night.... A policeman asked me, "Where were you on the evening of your wife's death?" I said, "I was going door to door with my new business, delivering alcohol to those in need after 11pm, it's a simple effective service; customers can order via telephone, or over the internet." "How convenient," said the officer. The end.
CNN News: Italy urges Libya fighting halt. Says alot about your country when they want to give up before France.
A woman came into my clinic today complaining of problems with her vision. "Get your breasts out and tell me what I'm doing," I said. "Erm..erm," she sputtered squinting her eyes. "Are you trying to get your pen working?" "Good," I replied. "Now just sit there until I get the ink out".
You know you're getting old.... I was taking a shit this morning when I was suddenly interupted by some kids who wanted to know if I needed help crossing the road.
âGrowth,â said Bernanke, âwill return into 2012.â Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow... Time in its petty way Creeping up on us Day by day
US country music star Glen Campbell has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, the 75-year-old and his wife told a US magazine....' ...Seven times.
friend of mine dropped his wallet on the sidewalk. Bent over to pick it up and got rammed right in the arse. Looked around and there was this liitle guy rubbing his nose !