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A Bagel Story The following should be attached to a plastic zip lock bag containing Cheerios... WHERE TO PLANT BAGEL SEEDS Any bright sunny location, preferably close to a delicatessen. WHEN TO PLANT Year around, but onion bagels grow best in winter, while poppy seed and pumpernickel grow well in summer. CARE OF PLANTS Plant in seven equal rows, running north and south. You may make the middle row longer. Join all rows with one long east-west row, for irrigation and to form a menorah. All seeds must be planted at least four feet deep. Any less depth and the hole in the bagel will not develop properly! Irrigate sparsely, with boiling water only!! NOTE: Over-irrigation or cold water will cause your growing bagel to become soggy. Soggy bagels are not good for anything. . . While it is possible to grow bagels topped with cream cheese by sprinkling the blossoms with fresh dairy cream, you should contact a professional bagel grower for expert advice. Some unkosher growers will use fertilizer, but that does affect the taste and texture, even if it does hasten the growth. However those who like egg bagels have had success using fresh eggs as fertilizer. TO EAT Cut cross-wise. Never, never cut a bagel vertically. Ladle on lox and cream cheese (you were warned only experts could raise bagels already topped). Use when ripe. . While day-old bagels may be toasted and eaten, any older and they tend to fossilize and are only good for missiles. Beware of over-ripe bagels! GUARANTEE If you are not 100% satisfied, dig up your bagel seeds and return. A BRAND NEW package of seeds will be sent to you.
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Are we missing any of the regulars? Texas man dies while raping elderly woman CHICAGO (AFP) â A Texas man died while raping a 77-year-old woman, local media reported. Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez, 53, broke into the woman's rural home armed with a knife and attacked her. But in the midst of the rape he complained he wasn't feeling well and "stopped having sex with her so he could rest," the Corpus Christi Caller reported citing the local sheriff's office. The registered sex offender continued to fondle her, however, then rolled over and died. The woman initially thought he had passed out drunk because she smelled alcohol on his breath. She fled her home in her car and called her daughter for help. Investigators believe Gutierrez died of a heart attack after riding his bicycle two miles to the woman's home on a hot summer day but are awaiting the results of an autopsy. He was on parole for sex crimes including indecency with a child in 1986 and had been released from prison in 2008. The Refugio County Sheriff's Office was not immediately available for comment. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110614/ts_alt_afp/ussexcrime_20110614184635
My wife's leaving me because I spend to much time on my computer. Or at least that's what is says on her Facebook status.
But in the midst of the rape he complained he wasn't feeling well and ", I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going. " the Corpus Christi Caller reported citing the local sheriff's office.The registered sex offender continued to fondle her, however, then rolled over and died.
Obama and Boehner are going to play golf and talk about money. Obama strikes me as the kind of guy who puts the toilet seat down when he's finished taking a leak and Boehner cries when he's on his period. These guys should be baking cookies.
So Obama and Boehner are in the locker room of the golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and Obama engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Obama: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Obama: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand dollars. Is it okay if I buy it?" Obama: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the GM dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked." Obama: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 dollars." Obama: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million." Obama: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil." Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!" Obama: "Bye, I love you, too." Obama hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
An old married couple were on vacation in Jerusalem when suddenly the wife drops dead. The old man is told it will cost him twenty thousand dollars to fly her body home to be buried, or she can be buried for free in Jerusalem, were Jesus was resurrected. "Fuck that" said the old man, "I can't risk it"