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Wow. good find. Thats going on my favorites.

 

I noticed on the bottom of the page it says:


"Currently Active Users: 315"


I noticed the fact they single out addicts here on ET.

 

And this is how it started.........

Mom sent me to the bakery to get a loaf of bread.

I told the baker I need a loaf of bread.

He asked, "White or Rye?"

" It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."

 

So 3 blind mice walk into a bar.

They can't see anything, so they walk straight into a table leg and die.

 

It's a beautiful day outside according to this live webcam.

 

To wit:

http://americancomedynetwork.com/animation.html?bit_id=25239

 

Why do members of the steelworkers union always travel in threes?

One can read, one can write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

 

One day, Little Nutmeg asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?"

She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is
dead."

 

A man walked into a pub. It was an Iron Pub.

*boom tish*

Fuck, a "bar" dammit ,a bar, it was a Bar!

 

My friend died last year to this day, he drowned in the sea.

I always remember his last words "BLUBBLUBLUBLBLUBLBUB"