Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. As Bond walked into the 7-11, he bought his alcohol required for later.

    The Paki behind the counter asked him what his name was, saying he recognised him, and wondered if he knew him.
    "Bond" He replied.
    "James Bond".
    "You?" He asked.

    "Pasha",
    "Choudhury Pasha",
    "Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
    "Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha".

    Was the reply.
     
    #9121     Jun 3, 2011
  2. Now this is sheer dedication. To what, I dunno, but dedication no less.
     
    #9122     Jun 4, 2011
  3. #9123     Jun 4, 2011
  4. Sorry, but this definitely worth a full...."aaaaggghhhh" LOL.

    Thanks as always...

    Don
     
    #9124     Jun 4, 2011
  5. He either:

    A...... Really liked one of the stewardesses

    B...... Found a magazine less than two months old

    C...... didn't realize "friendly skies" was just a slogan

    D...... Misunderstood the qualifications of the mile high club
     
    #9125     Jun 4, 2011
  6. I hardly go anywhere without my tin of Altoids. Altoids are mints and packaged in a small tin wrapped in a piece of white "wax paper". Today was the first time I noticed writing on the white paper which reads: "In case of surrender, wave this".

    check this out from Wiki:

    Altoids are a brand of breath mints that have existed since the 19th century. Altoids are less widely available in Britain—their country of origin—than in the regions to which they are most commonly exported, France.

    :D :D :D

    OTH -
    Fabulous "Fab" is a credit to his countryman. :cool:
     
    #9126     Jun 5, 2011
  7. fhl

    fhl

    The preacher stopped Leroy as he was leaving the church last Sunday and wanted to know if he had any problems, anything perhaps he could help him with.

    "Just my hearing." Leroy told him. With that the preacher prayed the prayer of faith.
    "How's your hearing now?" the cleric asked.

    "Okay, I guess, but actually the hearing's not until next week," Leroy told him.
     
    #9127     Jun 5, 2011
  8. I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to be a woman.

    So I filled a purse full of make-up and receipts, then crashed my car into a fence.

    :D
     
    #9128     Jun 6, 2011
  9. I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.

    I said, "It's not you, it's me."

    She said, "Oh really, that old excuse?"

    I replied, "No, I really mean it, I'm just really good looking and thin."
     
    #9129     Jun 6, 2011
  10. Wife: "What you up to today?"
    Me: "Nothing
    Wife: "You did that yesterday!"
    Me: "I wasn't finished."
     
    #9130     Jun 6, 2011