Jokes 2

I give him a 72. Can dance to it, but can't understand the lyrics.

I think I and Rennick are the only two here old enough to remember where that come froms. Oh, and Don. But Don remembers Roosevelts' fireside chats.

 

Interview with Mr. and Mrs. Nutmeg.

"Good morning Mr and Mrs Nutmeg. Do you have any jokes"

"Yes, just give us 9 months."

 

President Barack Obama reveals he has an Irish grandfather and can't wait to meet his cousin Paddy Obama and taste his potato soup.....

stay tuned

 

Somebody musta told him that one about the Irish guy who likes to stay out all night. . .

 

I was standing next to a dwarf last night in a bar.

The dwarf asked me if I wanted to get medium.

I asked him what he was talking about.

He said he was going to smoke some weed.

 

Now that Chastity is Chaz, is Cher still her mother or is she his dad?

 

Did you see the recent article on him/her/it? The GLBTQ communiity doesn't find him relevant anymore.


For some folks in the gay community, "Becoming Chaz" is unbecoming and a "drag".

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nation...ommunity_vivuNOwoSYrOLUPd6NZhhJ#ixzz1NCwDfvxg

 

Keine sprechen Mandolin?

 

Scottish guy in a bar in Canada, after a few whiskeys he notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall,he asks the bartender "wat the fuck is that?"

The barman says "its a moose"

The Scottish bloke says,"Fuck me how big are the cats?"