Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.


  1. .........and I'd say tomato, and she 'd say AARRRRRRRAGABBBBBBBBDLJGLLLLLSEYYYYYYYYYYLDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

    But Gawd, whatta rack!!!!
     
    #8951     May 6, 2011
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    #8952     May 6, 2011
  3. On OBL

    There's been 3 wills so far, but whose counting.

    They'll probably put out a new one when they kill him again next time.
     
    #8953     May 7, 2011
  4. The problem with having alzheimer's is that it doesn't just happen once.
     
    #8954     May 8, 2011
  5. My friend Steve broke his wheel chair yesterday. So, I took him on a pub crawl.
     
    #8955     May 8, 2011
  6. I think my Dad might be losing it.

    Last night while he was watching the lottery he was rocking back and forth saying, "I'm Rich .. I'm Rich"

    The silly old fart, his name is Stuart.
     
    #8956     May 8, 2011
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    The best part of having a loved one with Alzheimer's is giving them the same gift every day and watching their joy of discovery as they unwrap it each time.
     
    #8957     May 8, 2011
  8. Here is a poem that I wrote about alzheimer's many years ago.

    The sex was good on our wedding day.
    The sex was good all along the way.
    But now she has alzheimer's and I'm here to say.
    Her brain is gone but the sex is ok.:p
     
    #8958     May 9, 2011
  9. fhl

    fhl

    If you want a free chest x-ray, just go to the airport.

    And if you need a colonoscopy, just mention al-quaeda.
     
    #8959     May 9, 2011
  10. I had a Colonoscopy recently, and believe it or not, getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you think.

    It's the crew that really kills..
     
    #8960     May 9, 2011