Barack Obama is quoted as saying: "There are going to be some folks who deny it. The fact of the matter is, you won't see Bin Laden walking on this Earth again." lmao.. No one seems to have seen the him walking on this Earth for the last 10 years!
Mygaza & Facehide - Just arrived at my timeshare villa in Pakistan. You should see the fucking mess. --Abdul is â planning a revenge attack on his neighbour -Mohammed has joined the group â I only get hungry during Ramandan! -Azeem has joined the group Al-Qaida -If 1000 Muslims join this group, Aashif will eat a pork sandwich!
I went to see a psychic yesterday but there was a post it note on the door that read "Closed due to unforseen circumstances" but wait. :eek: There was an envelope that read "open on a rainy day". So it rained today. I opened the envelope and it said......... "It's raining today".
Reminds me of the guy who was asking $100 for advice on how to become a millionnaire. To those who paid him, he explained his system in a letter: "Do what I do."
Check This Out: Book Filled With Blank Pages Outsells Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code By: Tara Kelly "Topics: 200 blank pages, Amazon, amazon list, April fools jokes, author Sheridan Simove, bizarre, comedian Sheridan Simove, Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown, Harry Potter, JK Rowling, pranks, sheridan simove oxford graduate, University of Nottingham, video, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex, What every woman thinks about apart from sex Ever wonder what every man thinks about apart from sex? Apparently, the answer is quite simple: nothing. Or at least that's what author and comedian Sheridan Simove claims in his gripping book, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex. To demonstrate his position, Simove cunningly has filled the book with 200 blank pages. And even though you could say it is far from "well written", it's climbed the ranks of Amazon's charts to No. 744, and even outsold both Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code and J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. But who exactly is lapping up Simove's words of wisdom? Well, it turns out it's become a campus craze throughout Britain after a student at the University of Nottingham bought the book as a joke for her friend who brought it to class to take notes on. Author Simove, a 39-year-old Oxford University psychology graduate, said he never expected his work to become a bestseller, but admitted his next project is a PhD on what women think about apart from sex. But let's face it, that might take him a whole decade to finish. (via AOL)"
Reminds me when my dad gave me his collection of old coins. All the dates were worn off, "golly, the'se sure are some old coins dad."
The Navy Seals recovered 107 memory devices from Bin Ladens compound. Now USA holds the world's largest collection of goat porn.
I've just broken up with my retarded girlfriend. It never would have worked out anyway. I'd say potato, she'd say poortharty.