Jokes 2

My friends and I started a band called 'Erectile Dysfunction.'

We're going to make it big one day.

 

'NATO Strike Kills Gaddafi's Son'

The shit has hit the fan... the arms hit the wall, and the left leg was found on the balcony.

 

"That's a lie!" said Barry in falsetto.

 

"I am NOT a transvestite," said Barbara, trying to be frank.

 

"I thought Europe was a country."

Man, if that was filmed 20 years ago, I'd swear I slept with her.

 

I thought of that. But my first guess was another way of carrying liquid.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A

 

Looks like Bin Laden finally got bin bagged

 

I wonder if Bin Laden had an iPhone.. hmmm...

 

Don't know if this is the right forum to post this but, I am selling a vintage French military rifle. It's got a beautiful wood grain stock, never been fired, and only dropped twice.

- Stolen off a Slashdot post many years ago.