Jokes 2

A new study shows that the phrase most often used by Obama is, 'Let me be clear.'

The phrase he uses the least often is 'Let me be specific'

 

Zero

You can't

Marry her

Did I get 2?

 

Speaking of cows.

I was walking down the street the other day wearing my leather jacket, when a woman came up to me and said, "A cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know."

So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't realise there were any witnesses - now it looks like I'll have to kill you too."

 

Serious Challenge

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Another One

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And Another One

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And... The Winner Is:

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It was good to see Camilla helping to pull the carriage....

 

The big question has been answered.

The Queen doesn't sing along to "God Save the Queen"