Jokes 2

A watched pot never boils

Didnt know weed could boil...................

 

I just realised how unrealistic Bob the Builder is.

I mean, Bob isn't even a Mexican name...

 

I was on a 'non stop flight' the other day an thought to my self...

when exactly does this plane land.

 

"Big oil must be conspiring against Obama by creating pressure on Hawaii through increasing gas prices to produce his birth certificate." - AG Holder

"I thought Dick Cheney was the root of high gas prices last time. Amazing what he can do while retired and on oxygen. What's Sleepy Joe up to?"

In other news....



“On Wednesday, the President and the First Lady will travel to Chicago to tape an episode of the ‘Oprah Winfrey Show.’ The President will then travel to New York to deliver remarks at two DNC events.”



Then back to work.....

Well...maybe

 

obama's doing the work of two men. - Abbott and Costello.

 

obama's doing the work of two men. - Abbott and Costello.

+1

 

Happy Easter and all the best for 1982 from everybody at the Alzheimer's society. See you at the bonfire next week - dont forget your swimsuit!

 

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

 

'man up' is said when someone questions your manhood

'woman up' is a command used when a man wants food