Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. newtoet

    newtoet

    A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar...and the bartender says, "what's up Kobe?"
     
    #8881     Apr 19, 2011
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    #8882     Apr 19, 2011
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Watch Those Cats

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    :cool:
     
    #8883     Apr 19, 2011
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner on Tuesday said there was "no risk" that the United States would lose its prized AAA credit rating, saying political prospects for long-term deficit reduction were improving.


    :D :D :D
     
    #8884     Apr 19, 2011
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Yeah, They've Got It All Under Control, No Problemo!

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    :) :) :)
     
    #8885     Apr 19, 2011
  6. Have pelosi stare at the reactors close up for a while, [a short while] I bet all the radiation will stop and reverse.

    :D :D :D
     
    #8886     Apr 19, 2011
  7. We told Grandma how our son had grown another foot over the past few months.

    She's immediately sent him another knitted sock.
     
    #8887     Apr 19, 2011
  8. "A woman has fainted over here."

    "Make way I'm an M.D."

    "Is it really necessary to be massaging her breasts like that?"

    "Absolutely."

    "She doesn't show any signs of coming round. Are you sure you're a doctor?"

    "Doctor? Who said anything about doctor?"

    "You did. You said you were an M.D."

    "Yeah, a Managing Director."
     
    #8888     Apr 19, 2011
  9. Because of the credit crunch I've been trying to save a bit of money.

    So I've started cutting my own hair.

    It's not as tidy as when the barber does it but it still makes my cock look bigger.
     
    #8889     Apr 19, 2011
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Reminds me the interview with that 120 yo French woman a few years ago. The reporter asked her how she felt being sooo old... to which she responded, visibly indignant: "Me old? Listen, son, I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it!" :)
     
    #8890     Apr 19, 2011