Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Was that with or without automatic weapons ?

    :)

    ragheads beware
     
    #8861     Apr 14, 2011
  2. JWS11

    JWS11

    A "Mama Bare" kind of photo? :D
     
    #8862     Apr 14, 2011
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    Rumours have it that Chuck Norris is thinking of running for President.

    He is in favour of turning Afghanistan into a National Park. Big game hunters could bag up to two ragheads a day. Or maybe more if equipped with Apache heliocopters.

    Eat yer heart out Teddy Roosevelt
     
    #8863     Apr 14, 2011
  4. The French government has officially started enforcing a ban on the wearing of veils (burqas and hijabs) by Muslim women.

    I guess this means the end of Burkakke porn.
     
    #8864     Apr 14, 2011
  5. [Trump]... that as president, he would take in "hundreds of billions from countries that are screwing us."

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    And I sleep well knowing that if Trump can't get the job done Goldman Sachs will.

    always good to have a back up plan to screw to some country.
     
    #8865     Apr 15, 2011
  6. I think you're on to something Nutmeg. Get BAC & GS to clone a greedy, slimy, theiving rat to run for president. Bankrupt the whole world and make everone give us their money to cure it. Problem solved!

    They've got experience to show on their resume.
     
    #8866     Apr 15, 2011
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Have A Good Weekend, Everybody!

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    :) :) :)
     
    #8867     Apr 15, 2011
  8. And people made fun of Hank Paulson for threatening with eternal damnation if congress didn't stamp his multi-trillion blank check to bail out his former co-workers from Goldman.

    Ha!

    "Failure by Congress to raise the U.S. debt limit "could plunge the world economy back into recession," President Barack Obama declared Friday,

    Ha ! Ha!

    :D A hahahahahahaha ah aha :D

    Obama urged swift action, saying he doesn't want the United States to get close to a deadline that would destabilize financial markets.

    Wha'd Bush say to Paulson "This suckers going down"
     
    #8868     Apr 15, 2011
  9. Today is the anniversary of the Titanic sinking.

    Fortunately, we've made sure that would never happen today by melting all the icebergs.
     
    #8869     Apr 15, 2011
  10. My grandma says "Men are not as courteous as they used to be."



    I told her "That's because they don't want to fuck you anymore."
     
    #8870     Apr 16, 2011