Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Since every 24 year old girl that messages me for sex when I log into a porn website happens to live in the same town that my ISP is based in I think there must be some sort of link between hosting software and nymphomania. :cool:
     
    #8831     Apr 6, 2011
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Keeping in mind the recent scare on a Southwest Airlines flight.


    In today's news the FAA announced the precautionary grounding of most of Northwest Airlines fleet. Rumor has it one or more of the flight attendants has a three inch gash.
     
    #8832     Apr 6, 2011
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Computerese: For Those Of You That Are Getting A Bit Older

    ATD..At The Doctors,
    BFF..Best Friend Fell,
    BTW..Bring the Wheelchair,
    BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth,
    FWIW..Forgot Where I Was,
    GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low,
    GHA..Got Heartburn Again,
    IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On,
    LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out,
    OMMR..On My Massage Recliner,
    OMSG...Oh My! Sorry, Gas,
    ROFLACGU...Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up,
    TTYL..Talk To You Louder

    :) :) :)
     
    #8833     Apr 7, 2011

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    His first well wisher

    "Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama...yomama"

    "We still pray that you continue to be president of the U.S.A. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new election campaigne."

    The letter, dated April 5, 2011 in Tripoli is signed by "Mu'aumer Qaddaffi, Leader of the Revolution."


    ps. I looked up 'oumama' it's a Muslim word for "The Won".

    p.p.s.s. Update "oumama" = is an attractive native african woman.

    whoa another update. I looked up "Abu" it's an abrreviation (computerese) for "abusive cunt". I think momar is po'd.
     
    #8834     Apr 7, 2011
  5. fhl

    fhl

    I have informed the IRS that I will not be sending a tax return by April 15. Due to budget problems, I will be undergoing a temporary shutdown.
     
    #8835     Apr 8, 2011
  6. This just in: FBI uncovers plot to kidnap the president.



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    #8836     Apr 8, 2011
  7. fhl

    fhl

    I'm hoping for a Paul Simon kind of day. Short and pleasant enough. None of that Garfunkel crap.
     
    #8837     Apr 8, 2011
  8. My brother is the best brother in the world, he's so generous. He went to club last night and got two blowjobs, came back gave me one.
     
    #8838     Apr 8, 2011
  9. fhl

    fhl

    A new camera just came out.

    It's got a shutter speed so fast it can take a picture of Nancy Pelosi with her mouth shut.
     
    #8839     Apr 8, 2011
  10. fhl

    fhl

    They had a look-alike contest at the bar down in chinatown last night.

    Everybody won.
     
    #8840     Apr 8, 2011