"Irish Bank Stress Tests May Not Reveal All" The pot of gold at the end of the Irish rainbow appears to be the International Monetary Fund and the European Union.
The luck of the Irish. They were lucky `nuff to go broke before the IMF and EU ran out of dough to support all the deadbeats.
News guy makes fun of Sheila Dikshit. Lost his job for it. He's a real life Austin Powers. Controversial presenter Paul Henry left his post at state broadcaster Television New Zealand over his mocking of the name of New Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit. <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uR4a3v61o9E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I hear ya. I lost my job as a customer when I went to a 7-11 and the guy working there his name tag said "Forshit". He said his name was pronounced "For- "sit". needless to say I still called him forshit and was asked not to come back.
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks . "Ten," says the doctor . "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. . "Nine. . ."
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