Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. "Irish Bank Stress Tests May Not Reveal All"


    The pot of gold at the end of the Irish rainbow appears to be the International Monetary Fund and the European Union.
     
    #8791     Mar 31, 2011
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    The luck of the Irish. They were lucky `nuff to go broke before the IMF and EU ran out of dough to support all the deadbeats.
     
    #8792     Mar 31, 2011
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    #8794     Mar 31, 2011
  4. trendo

    trendo

    News guy makes fun of Sheila Dikshit. Lost his job for it. He's a real life Austin Powers. Controversial presenter Paul Henry left his post at state broadcaster Television New Zealand over his mocking of the name of New Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit.
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    #8795     Mar 31, 2011
  5. I hear ya. I lost my job as a customer when I went to a 7-11 and the guy working there his name tag said "Forshit". He said his name was pronounced "For- "sit".

    needless to say I still called him forshit and was asked not to come back.
     
    #8796     Apr 1, 2011
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    It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Adjusted Monetary Base...
     
    #8797     Apr 1, 2011
  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    How much would you give this bum ?
     
    #8798     Apr 1, 2011
  8. fhl

    fhl

    A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.

    "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks
    .
    "Ten," says the doctor
    .
    "Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
    .
    "Nine. . ."
     
    #8799     Apr 1, 2011
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    From The Troubled Middle East

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    :) :) :)
     
    #8800     Apr 1, 2011