Jokes 2

My old man worked with a guy (named Jan - I kid you not) that was a serious @$$hole. The guy was always getting put into jail for beating the crap out of his wife amongst other things.

So he started calling Jan AJ, with the J standing for Jan. AJ was too stooopid to figure it out, LOL. "Why do you guys always call me AJ?" "`Cuz you're just Awesome, Jan!"

Good thing he can't read.

 

That's funny.

My friend nicknamed a guy at work "Kool Aid". Kool Aid thought it was a good nickname. We called him Kool Aid because he was shaped like a pitcher.

 

When I was growing up, it was drilled into me that I'm unique, just like everyone else.

 

I recently bought the site: alzheimers.com
A week later I looked at the page counter. It read:
Visitors: 3,571
Unique Visitors: 5
Must be pretty fucking good.

 

One mans trash is a dyslexic mans shart

 

Two monkeys are sharing a bath. One monkey goes, " OOH OOH AAH AAH!"

The other monkey says, "Put more fucking cold water in then!"

 

I've got my own private jet

My mother owns the rest of the jacuzzi.

 

Facebook is in talks to hire Robert Gibbs, President Obama’s former White House press secretary............

White House job must suck. Public service must suck...

 

they must of goosed him for a hefty campaign contribution,now they are going back for a hefty job,favors returned later

 

Libya is now is now a no fly zone,
Unlike Pakistan where the smelly cunts are covered in them.