Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    LOL!!! :)
     
    #8751     Mar 25, 2011
  2. fhl

    fhl

    "Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crorect ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy."
     
    #8752     Mar 25, 2011
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Gadaffi says he's not worried about the French. He says when it's all over they'll be toast.
     
    #8753     Mar 25, 2011
  4. "Former US (400 lb) Sumo Wrestling Champion Completes The Los Angeles Marathon"

    Word is he'll be done jiggling by June.

    :D lmao (not at him though, at my joke)

    (actually, it's not my joke, I'm wayyyy too slow)
     
    #8754     Mar 25, 2011
  5. Not according to my utrevisiny. :p
     
    #8755     Mar 25, 2011
  6. #8756     Mar 25, 2011
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    #8757     Mar 25, 2011
  8. #8758     Mar 25, 2011
  9. The newspaper said Guo can't resell the goods, because he has no receipt and also because he was told it was illegal to do so. He also can't take it to another province, as the government strictly controls salt transport.

    lmao, Actually just not pay rent until he recovers his investment, then move out in the middle of the night.
     
    #8759     Mar 25, 2011
  10. A man with alzheimers walks into a library..

    Ouch.

    (Not sure if this is funny)
     
    #8760     Mar 25, 2011