Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. larkin

    larkin

    What's the difference between a convertible and a porcupine?





    The porcupine's got the pricks on the outside.
     
    #8721     Mar 18, 2011
  2. Yahoo News: "Obama starts Latin America trip"

    Why doesn't he just go to Texas for a day?
     
    #8722     Mar 19, 2011
  3. Stunata News: Allied taskforce has gone to find gadaffi in labia hope they find the cunt........
     
    #8723     Mar 19, 2011
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    11111111111

    This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone...!! This is the year of Money..!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays.
    This happens only every 823 years... These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'... The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends (already today translated from the Brazilian version..!) money will appear in the next four days as is explained in Chinese feng-shui... Those who don't continue the chain won't receive.. Its a mystery, but its worth a try...

    :) :cool: :D
     
    #8724     Mar 20, 2011
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Great Swiss Drummers

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    :cool:
     
    #8725     Mar 20, 2011
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Remember Muscle Cars?

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    :cool:
     
    #8726     Mar 20, 2011
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Same Thing, Small European Cars

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    :cool:
     
    #8727     Mar 20, 2011
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    For You, Lexiphiles

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
    When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
    The batteries were given out free of charge.
    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
    A will is a dead giveaway.
    If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
    You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
    Local Area Network in Australi:: The LAN down under.
    A boiled egg is hard to beat.
    When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
    In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
    When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
    He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
    When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
    Acupuncture: a jab well done.

    :) :) :)
     
    #8728     Mar 20, 2011
  9. My girlfriend was reading in a magazine that men are attracted to women that resemble their mothers. She said, "You've never told me about your parents, what was your mother like?"

    I said, "I don't remember them. They died when our plane crashed in Africa when I was 6 months old, I survived and was raised by a Hippo."
     
    #8729     Mar 21, 2011
  10. Yannis

    Yannis