Jokes 2

How come a pizza can get to your house faster than the cops or an ambulance?

 

How come there are handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?

 

How come people order a double cheeseburger and large fries and then along with it they get a diet coke?

 

Porn is fast becoming a joke, some of the titles give me such false hope. I mean 'German Girl fucked by Pizza Man' left me devastated.


He didn't look like a pizza.

 

Once he moved from porn to organized crime, the industry changed and has never recovered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33n-IS8a1S4

 

did you see the comment:



Thank god it wasn't "PAPA THE JOHN!!!!"

 

LOL. Great, now every time I watch Space Balls and see this part, I'll think of a giant porcelain fixture. Thanks.

 

Yahoo News: "Sacked Sheen sues show"...

........................By the seashore?

 

My dad say's condoms don't work. .........:eek:........

 

They've run out of sushi to eat in Japan, so they're just having fission chips.